Joing The Army for New Boobs

Your breast can be all that they can be if you just join the army!

Although the Australian Defence Department has denied that two women got $10,000 breast implants at taxpayers expense, defence minister Brendan Nelson has called an urgent briefing to investigate the incident.

So if you have a hankering for some danger and to see the world, maybe the army is a great way to pay for those new girls you've always wanted. Go ahead, let them be all that they can be in the US army.

We are kidding of course but the fact that the US army is probably paying for breast implants shows how prevalent the procedure has become.