Joing The Army for New Boobs

Your breast can be all that they can be if you just join the army!

Although the Australian Defence Department has denied that two women got $10,000 breast implants at taxpayers expense, defence minister Brendan Nelson has called an urgent briefing to investigate the incident.

So if you have a hankering for some danger and to see the world, maybe the army is a great way to pay for those new girls you've always wanted. Go ahead, let them be all that they can be in the US army.

We are kidding of course but the fact that the US army is probably paying for breast implants shows how prevalent the procedure has become.

Even Charlize Theron is drooping.

Stunning Hollywood actress Charlize Theron has admitted that her boob are sagging. In a recent interview she states:

“I’m 32 and as you get older, you get wrinkles and your boobs sag. You get wisdom too so it’s not all bad.”

She's not quite ready to go under the knife but only time will tell if the pressures of Hollywood will be to much to withstand:

“You can’t really do anything about ageing. Some people have Botox, and that’s great. Hopefully I’ll be okay with not getting Botox, but who knows?”

Good luck Charlize. You still look great to us!

Demi Moore sporting more than $600,000 worth of work

We all knew that Demi Moore had breast implants by the spectacular pair she's sporting but, who knew that she has had more that $600,000 worth of work done?

The Associated Press has reported that Demi Moore spent more than $600,000 on cosmetic surgery procedures. In addition to the breasts, she is reported to have had collagen injections, liposuction and a $12,000 procedure to lift sagging skin around her knees. Sagging knees? Who knew those were a problem for the 44 year old actress. Whatever she's doing is obviously working because she look great.

You go girl!

Look for her new tell-all book on the subject and Hollywood's obsession with youth.